Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Necessary_Sale_67 4 day.agoThree tough cowboys were sitting around the campfire one night, bragging about how fearless and rugged they are. The first one says: "Just yesterday, I was walking along Dead Man’s Trail when a 12-foot rattlesnake slithered out from under a rock. I grabbed it, bit its head off, and sucked out all the venom. And here I am, still kicking!" The second cowboy scoffs: "That’s nothing. Last week, I was passing by old Bill’s ranch. A 500-pound bull had escaped and killed Bill, his wife, and three passersby. I grabbed that bull by the horns, flipped it upside down, and hogtied it so it couldn’t hurt anyone else." The third cowboy didn’t say a word—he just kept poking the fire with his penis.
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"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned." "Go on, my child, you may confess." replies the priest "Everyday for the last 6 days, I have been sleeping with women who are not my wife." "I see, and this brings you guilt?" "No-- I mean yes father, they are very hot." "And you find them more attractive than your wife?" "Of course not, my wife is also smoking hot; but I digress, Father, how may I be forgiven?" "Hmm... Squeeze 10 lemons or limes and drink the juice." "Right away, Father, and will that absolve my sins?" "No, but it will hopefully wipe that stupid grin off your face!"
"Get my wife out yo damn mouth!"
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She was a waitress at Ihop.
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The nut can get cracked.
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